Those modern analysts they charge so much! In my day for five marks Freud himself would treat you. For ten marks he would treat you and press your pants. For fifteen marks Freud would let you treat him - that included a choice of any two vegetables.
You tell them one real thing and then the doctor thinks he knows you. He starts getting arrogant and overfamiliar, making insulting suggestions left and right. You have to protest constantly just to set the record straight. Finally he makes offensive assumptions and throws them...
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Sarah Schulman
Leave him with his God. I’m sure He’s as hard and unforgiving as Cain is. I don’t want to know about Cain’s God. If he is anything to be guided by, I’d rather be an atheist, thank you.
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Anonymous
What do you think of Cain’s affirmations?”“ He never told a lie. If he says that God talks to him, he is convinced that God is talking to him.”“ Do you believe he is a saint?”“ God only knows, and never better said. He might...
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Anonymous
) “Do you hear his voice as you hear me? Is it a voice outside your head?”“ It’s difficult to explain. It isn’t a voice like anything I’ve ever heard before. It isn’t a man or a woman, it’s God.”“How do you know?”“ Because the...
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Anonymous
A neurotic is the man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. And a psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent.
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Anonymous
More Quotes By Woody Allen
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy,...
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
